I've learned that if you don't want to get old you have to die young.

 

Life has taught me - fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.

Nothing is a waste of time if you learn something. Even if what you learn is not to do it again.

I have learned that if you are going to ask God to forgive you, it should not be in your first conversation with Him.

I have learned that before you put yourself on autopilot, you had better be sure where you are going.

I have learned that there is no limit as to what can be accomplished if you don't care who gets the credit.

I have leaned that I shouldn't cry over spilled milk; it could have been whiskey.

I've learned that there are 2 lines at every grave side service. A line of people to mourn you and a line that wants to pee on your grave. What I do with my life will determine which line is longer.