The reason a dog has so many friends
is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

-Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as
conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

-Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then
when I die I want to go where they went.

-Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world
like a puppy licking your face.

-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that
loves you more than he loves himself.

-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person
than the average person.

-Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare,
space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all.
It's the best deal man has ever made.

-M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies,
quite unlike people, who are incapable of
pure love and always have to mix love and hate.

-Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles
are members of a weird religious cult.

-Rita Rudner

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