Quotes

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,
and to turn around three times before lying down.

-Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap
tastes like never washed a dog.

-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality,
it is that certain dogs I have known
will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't
getting enough exercise.

-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because
Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00
in dog money.

-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us?
I mean, here we come back from a grocery store
with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork,
half a cow. They must think we're the greatest
hunters on earth!

-Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please,
and men and dogs should relax and
get used to the idea.

-Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make
him prosperous, he will not bite you; that
is the principal difference between a
dog and a man.

-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog,
and the dog will give you a look that says,
'Wow, you're right!
I never would've thought of that!'

- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life,
but they make our lives whole.

-Roger Caras

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